Cheetah Piss THCA Flower

Bold. Funky. Unforgettable.

Cheetah Piss stands out with a sharp, skunky citrus profile layered over earthy depth. Sour brightness meets classic funk, creating a loud and distinctive aroma with a smooth, flavorful smoke. The experience feels balanced and composed, offering a relaxed body feel with a calm, steady headspace.

💨 Flavor Profile: Funky skunk, sour citrus, earthy undertones
🌿 Experience: Calm, relaxed, mood-brightening
🔥 Ideal For: Chill evenings, mellow social sessions, laid-back moments

Weight 3.5 g 7 g 14 g 28 g

3.5 g $18.00 $5.14/g 7 g $30.00 $4.28/g Save 17% 14 g $50.00 $3.57/g Save 31% 28 g $81.66 $2.91/g Save 43%

$50.00

Lab TestedView the COA

Fresh GuaranteePacked fresh, made right

Every order is lab tested, hand checked, and packed fresh. If it arrives damaged, wrong, or not as described, email us within 7 days of delivery and we reship or credit you. No forms, no fight.

Discreet PackagingPlain box, no product name on the label

Ships Within 24 HoursUSPS tracking sent by email

Brand: Distro California

Kind: Flower

Strain: Hybrid

THCA: 29.56%

Estimated Delivery:

All Orders Ship Within 24 Hours

Questions

What is THCA flower?

THCA flower is hemp flower grown to meet the federal hemp definition in the 2018 Farm Bill. Every strain we sell has a third-party lab report (COA) linked on its product page, so you can read the results yourself.

Can you ship to my state?

We ship nationwide except to Arkansas, Hawaii, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, and Vermont. You must be 21 or older to order. Age is verified at checkout.

Will it show up on a drug test?

Yes, it can. Hemp flower contains cannabinoids that standard drug tests screen for. If you are subject to testing, do not use this product.

How is it packaged?

Flower is sealed in a smell proof bag and shipped in a plain box with no product name on the label. It looks like any other package.

How fast does it ship?

Orders ship within 24 hours by USPS. You get tracking by email the moment it leaves. USPS does not guarantee transit times.

What if something is wrong with my order?

Email us within 7 days of delivery. If your order arrived damaged, wrong, or not as described, we reship or credit you. A real person reads every message.

5 stars: 9 (69%)
4 stars: 2 (15%)
3 stars: 2 (15%)
2 stars: 0 (0%)
1 star: 0 (0%)

I liked the smoke it was great quality

I was hooked when I first had this strain! Love the flavor and the immediate effect! Smell great!

Awesome Bud Distro has my Business keep up the good prices and I will keep buying I would give you guys 10 stars if I could

This is some nice Bud first time ordering from Distro This Cheetah Piss is fire. Distro is my go too for good Bud

meh

Yes, it’s pretty good but I bought the same strain from another store for 2 for $40 and it was better flower.

Great thank you

Sorta smooth and relaxing

Awesome strain & will buy everytime it’s in stock

Awesome

I was very impressed... Will buy again

Not bad just dry

Yup it's bold, funky, and hits hard. Came packaged nice and tight with no smell, cuz this STANKS!!! I ordered on Sat, so when my order was processed on Mon it didn't stop moving till it hit my doorstep a couple hours ago. Manicured well and lots of trichomes, lots... nice and dry on the outside and moist and sticky on the inside so no complaints there. I'm new to the legal mailing thing but so far these guys are the real deal and top 2 on my favorites. I'm sad to see the prices have increased overnight cuz I was about to reorder and noticed a $15 or more increase on the exact same and similar products of the same price point. So I'll have to catch you on the next round when I can afford more. -Cheeto27-

Cheetah Piss THCA Flower $50.00

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